Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Paid spokesperson from Enfamil?

SIL,
He is so cute but u got to get him sleepin better! My boy sleeps thru the nite at 3 monthsIf ya want to get Baby to sleep stop stickin your boob in his moth all nite! Hes obsesed with ur boobs!  Boob feedingis so grose! U have money to by botles so DO IT. Be SMART! Don't need no horn dog men runing about wanting to suck on boobs.I got botles if u want them PLEASE tke them and do ur boy a faver! Lots of sleep after PROMISE!
SIL

10 comments:

  1. That was eloquent.

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  2. Wow! I bottle feed and my 7 month old doesn't sleep through the night. Maybe I don't have the magic bottles?

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  3. Wow, the ignorance is amazing! I didn't realize people still believed that nonsense!

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  4. Ummm...spell checker is your friend.

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  5. Wow, what a moron! If this were my SIL, she'd have a black eye.

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  6. Thanks! I've suddenly decided to nurse until the kid is five years old.

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  7. That is truly shocking. What an idiot.

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  8. You're kidding, right? No one is really THIS stupid!

    Nursed both my kids and they slept through the night by 9 weeks. Doesn't matter "boob or bottle"...

    and this person honestly thinks that nursing causes perverseness? sigh...

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  9. The irony of this woman telling her sil to be smart is beyond laughable!!
    I don't think she spelled more than 50% of those words correctly, I just wish she'd forgotten the "a" in smart!

    Also, the part about nursing making boys pervy is like saying boys born vaginally turn out gay because they're so traumatized by birth they are afraid of vaginas!

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